nerd-in-the-tardis: brothersintheimpala: Can you imagine if at one con, instead of all the actors behaving like themselves, they dressed and acted like their characters? So instead of having a panel with Jared, Jensen, and Misha, you had one with Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Because I mean, they know their characters best and I think that would be really fun and wOW IT WOULD ALMOST BE LIKE YOU’RE...
illogical-tribble: iflops: Basic plot of every Star Trek episode: Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so— Spock: *insert sass here* McCoy: *insert more sass here* Kirk: *goes and does the thing* Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around* Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia* Sulu: *sass engaged at warp...
mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive ?????
theneverendingdrums: wimpala: theneverendingdrums: theneverendingdrums: theneverendingdrums: i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it update: i got away with it omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got...
gradies: 30 years from now a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis “What’s going to happen to me, doctor” “that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest aholes when they’ve had enough. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
hufflepuffletardis: teamfreesexuality: assbutts-in-purgatory: OK SO IM 99% SURE THERES SOMEONE HACKING INTO MY COMPUTER SO NATURALLY I DID THIS BUT GET THIS WHEN THEY OPEN IT ALL THEY WILL SEE IS “I will send you detailed gay fanfictions if you don’t leave now” omfg Reblogging again.
flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING) I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
When I sing songs from musicals around non-theatre...
summvr: when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
morrimparyam: prettyspookyforaredspy: panic?? at MY DISCO??!!? NO PANICS AT MY DISCO
psyducked: h0llo: my pussy muff is so thick I swear there’s a bear hibernating down there
murkurlur: augustuswtrs: artistic-therapist: augustuswtrs: people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’ you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’ vadidgeridoos
steven-stoned: OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I...
The Evolution of Benedict's Grinch smile.
anothergirlwithauke: It won’t be long until…
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige