i am a simple potato

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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unbears:

that moment when your best friend is doing their speech in class

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(via officialbluearmy)

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via the-brats-sis)

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riceisholy:

Note to self: Stay Body Positive

(via completemadnessandtotalawesomnes)

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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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(Source: ForGIFs.com, via modern-times-vintage-mind)

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge

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IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE

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this is breaking my heart :(

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i guess i have a cat now

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(via thou-art-but-a-tiny-penis)

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Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS. (Part 2)

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lilac-lungs:

hoodvale:

This post always slaps me in the face

this is my favorite post on this website

(Source: stresscomic, via marauder-moose)

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undercount:

rowrz:

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(     okay   ?   )
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯

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(     shut up    ) 
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(Source: rowrz, via marauder-moose)

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When you watch most of the audience walk out of a Marvel film at the beginning of the credits:

ello-beastie:

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tickatocka:

i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au

(via the-sociopaths-have-the-bluebox)

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compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

(Source: dahliafemme, via thou-art-but-a-tiny-penis)

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rosalitacomeouttonight:

incidentalcomics:

The Shape of Ideas

those top two photos are my fuckin dumb dream last night

(via hatelookslikeadalek)

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