I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.
(Source: itsjusa)
Can you imagine if at one con, instead of all the actors behaving like themselves, they dressed and acted like their characters? So instead of having a panel with Jared, Jensen, and Misha, you had one with Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Because I mean, they know their characters best and I think that would be really fun and wOW IT WOULD ALMOST BE LIKE YOU’RE MEETING THE ACTUAL CHARACTERS??!!!
i didn’t know i wanted this until now
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*
Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.
adventurerscelebrationgathering:
Tell ‘em.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
(Source: theladyserket)
30 years from now
a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis
“What’s going to happen to me, doctor”
“that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”
(Source: njena)

Just noticed this in A Scandal in Belgravia, during the Christmas party when Sherlock is deducing the present in Molly’s bag for her ‘boyfriend’ and John knows straight away it’s for Sherlock and looks really sad for her.
Not only sad but terrified that Sherlock was about to rip her apart.
John sees more than he’s given credit for.